Your boyfriend reminds me of the Higgs
Boson, “God particle”, the key
long-sought to complete your universe:
an astounding discovery.
Is he the elusive one you deem
required for your life-plan to work?
Does he fit the Standard Model well?
Or is he less Quark, and more Berk?
My dear! The Higgs, short-lived, unstable,
has no potential as a life-mate
and I’m afraid ‘ere long, you’ll find him
in a leptonic final state[i].
[i] Chatrchyan, S. et al., Physics Letters B, 710, 1 (2012) Search for the standard model Higgs boson decaying to W+W- in the fully leptonic final state in pp collisions at root s=7 TeV
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