Your boyfriend reminds me of Nick Clegg,
it’s unfortunate but true.
We liked him several years ago,
but now he simply won’t do.
He has lost all of his convictions
and seems dead behind the eyes;
the promises he once made you are
beginning to look like lies.
I know that you don’t want to face it
but this stress is bad for your health:
the truth is that your boyfriend is in
coalition with somebody else.
Your boyfriend reminds me of 
Absolutely loved this! The parallels you draw between Nick Clegg and a soon to be ex-boyfriend are fantastic!