Your boyfriend reminds me of the Higgs Boson particle

Your boyfriend reminds me of the Higgs Boson, “God particle”, the key long-sought to complete your universe: an astounding discovery. Is he the elusive one you deem required for your life-plan to work? Does he fit the Standard Model well? Or is he less Quark, and more Berk? My dear! The Higgs, short-lived, unstable, has … Continue reading →