Your boyfriend reminds me of a photon

Your boyfriend reminds me of a photon, really quite apt in this Year of Light. He can get absorbed by some very dull things and I really don’t think he’s that bright. Now I don’t want to be judgemental and make an argument all one-sided In fairness I should say that views on him are … Continue reading →

Your boyfriend reminds me of the Higgs Boson particle

Your boyfriend reminds me of the Higgs Boson, “God particle”, the key long-sought to complete your universe: an astounding discovery. Is he the elusive one you deem required for your life-plan to work? Does he fit the Standard Model well? Or is he less Quark, and more Berk? My dear! The Higgs, short-lived, unstable, has … Continue reading →