Your boyfriend reminds me of James Bond

Your boyfriend reminds me of James Bond, but minus the licence to kill. He’s a man of much experience and looks sharp in his tuxedo still. But, have you noticed that he treats women with so very little respect? Clearly the feminist movement is an alien concept to him yet. For him it’s just a … Continue reading →

Your boyfriend reminds me of the Higgs Boson particle

Your boyfriend reminds me of the Higgs Boson, “God particle”, the key long-sought to complete your universe: an astounding discovery. Is he the elusive one you deem required for your life-plan to work? Does he fit the Standard Model well? Or is he less Quark, and more Berk? My dear! The Higgs, short-lived, unstable, has … Continue reading →