Your boyfriend reminds me of Scotland: he’s rugged and brave to the hilt. Also, I can’t help but notice that he’d look rather good in a kilt. His hist’ry is one of long struggles for independence, once hard fought. ‘Twas in this tumultuous milieu your harmonious bond was wrought. But I fear you take him … Continue reading
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Your girlfriend reminds me of Angela Merkel
Your girlfriend (fashionista, über- cool, tanned, blonde and far too thin) reminds me of Angela Merkel the Bundeskanzlerin. Do they both love recycling and spend their Sundays hugging trees? Were both their fathers Luth’ran pastors? Did they both gain PhDs? No, but what they both fear, though in quite a diff’rent manifestation, in … Continue reading
Your girlfriend reminds me of Margaret Thatcher
Let it not be said that the blog caters only for unsuitable boyfriends… Need to tell your friend that you think he’s got the wrong girl? Here’s a suggestion: Your girlfriend reminds me of Margaret Thatcher, I know you must think it quite crazy, but I’m surprised that you’ve never noticed it: she resembles … Continue reading
Your boyfriend reminds me of Ed Miliband
Your boyfriend reminds me of Ed Miliband: I’m unsure of his position – is he Prime Minister of your heart, or leader of the opposition? Frankly, I don’t care if he’s “red” or “blue,” just answer this question for me: in the contest for ruler of your heart, would he win a majority? See, it’s … Continue reading
Your boyfriend reminds me of Nick Clegg
Your boyfriend reminds me of Nick Clegg, it’s unfortunate but true. We liked him several years ago, but now he simply won’t do. He has lost all of his convictions and seems dead behind the eyes; the promises he once made you are beginning to look like lies. I know that you don’t want to … Continue reading